Go back to bed already

I was doing laundry this morning and I'm standing there wondering if I should cut the dryer sheets in half. I read somewhere that half a sheet works as well as the whole thing and I love being a cheapskate. I decided the saved pennies weren't worth the strenous walk to retrieve the scissors so I started the dryer and went on my way. As I'm walking around fulfilling my live-in-maid duties, I realized I still had a dryer sheet in my hand. Didn't I put that in the dryer? Surely I didn't?...I ran back to the laundry room and managed to stop the dryer before the entire box of dryer sheets exploded or something. Ugh. I am going to change the layout of this blog and go back to bed.